Girls, this is the “crimson tide” effect add to that a couple of Spasmomen pills and what ever drugs I could pop in my mouth to take this disgusting pain away, having said that; enjoy the post! *Heq*
1. I find it difficult being a woman nowadays with all the pressure we get – it’s the family from one side and trying to please each and every single person by doing the right thing, acting good, getting married, growing up, being independent…etc…
2. It is the pressure of trying to prove yourself at your job, while surround by Arab male chauvinist. It is difficult as a female to try to keep yourself together and strong while deep down inside you are still a “woman”, this tender sweet creature of God – who’s supposed to be the man’s pillar not keep a guy on a leash!
3. We seek rights in life but when we do, we just sit down talking, more talking and gossiping about who did what with who and eventually, nothing is done, men never take us seriously – well, except Margaret Thatcher of course! O Hayfa Wahbi too!
4. I hate the fact that as women we get jealous from each other, no matter what we have as individuals these insecurities that drive us carzy.
5. We all want babies! No woman hates babies no matter how evil she is! We see a cute baby we go like: “ohhhh” and this results in running after guys and trapping them for marriage before the biological clock ticks its last seconds away. My solution, artificial insemination! Walla… if there’s no man involved and a woman has a baby, does that make her a slut!?
6. Women never seem to have enough of anything- in fact, the more we get the more we crave.
7. We can’t do good calculations and suck at financial issues!
8. We fear people’s opinion even if it doesn’t really exist, like smoking; Smoke in public o don’t go behind the 7oosh for a fag….
9. Why do we whine & complain a lot?!
10. We act like men but when we get one tiny negative comment we shed tears like a baby in a tantrum..
11. We wanna have high positions in life but when we get cramps, we automatically assume that it is ok to leave everything hanging till it’s over.
12. I hate the fact that we imitate men, as if they are doing good a9lan!
I dunoo… it just doesn’t feel right to be a woman right now; I think it’s my condition speaking!
5 comments:
3)"we just sit down talking, more talking and gossiping about who did what with who"
the result:
men never take us seriously
the solution:
stop sitting down, talking and gossiping.
5) How does this trapping of men happen exactly? ;p Usually women here tend to play hard to get as opposed to running up to men. And "artificial insemination" makes you a lesbian lol :P
7) I'm horrible at math, I always bring out my mobile and open the calculator when I'm receiving change to make sure it's correct. So it's not just you :).
12) We kick ass! :P
All in all, I would say women are superior to men in the sense that they can wrap us around their fingers.
Heheheh !
1. Woman can never sit down quiet
2. Yes, most play hard to get as part of the entrapment plan - No, that doesn't mean she's "lez be friends" - am talking like Mary & Jesus- no daddy bas normal woman.
3. But if you check the guys out in malls o in the street, half of them look like girls- fa they think that they kick ass, why do they go pluck their eyebrows now?! :)
AND YES! WE DO ... niahhahha
2. "No, that doesn't mean she's "lez be friends" - am talking like Mary & Jesus- no daddy bas normal woman."
I'm a bit confused here. Mary & Jesus? Shako lol.
So playing hard to get is in fact part of a master plan to get the guy? :P
3) We call those guys metrosexuals and yeah they're a disgrace to real guys!
hehe you sure do :(
all i mean is a normal woman, who doesn't really need a man in her life but needs baby...
yes, I think you have to go take more pills and die, you disgrace to females!
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