Monday, July 30, 2007

Yay or Nay!?



I overheard some female bloggers one day at a cafe and they were discussing making stickers of their blogging nicknames & putting them on their cars!!


Hmm, Ok, we get the fact that it's ok for some people to go public and I've seen some guys with such stickers - way to be famous I guess! - But honestly, Would you yay or nay such an act!?!

Leish???

All of us Muskateers loooooooooooooooooooooove music so much, probably in other lives, we'd all be artists of some sort! Every where we go, they play the music that we love and is it just too hard for us to sit down quiet!

we're sitting in a coffeeshop and hear "Love Stoned" playing, how could you not react to that!? Or Rihanna's Umberella!?? One wrong body movement and all eyes stear towards us with their angry faces - probbly from the noise! - bas the point is, any other place on this planet, people would express that by getting up and just moving abit, doesn't make you bad, just in a trance!

It is pointless too when they have Hala February concerts and ban people from interacting and just make them sit down, it's a concert for God's sake!


If you heard the song that you really really really , I mean REALLY like at some place, would you interact, or you gonna be like one of those vegetables out there!!!?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

“Non elneswa”






Girls, this is the “crimson tide” effect add to that a couple of Spasmomen pills and what ever drugs I could pop in my mouth to take this disgusting pain away, having said that; enjoy the post! *Heq*

1. I find it difficult being a woman nowadays with all the pressure we get – it’s the family from one side and trying to please each and every single person by doing the right thing, acting good, getting married, growing up, being independent…etc…

2. It is the pressure of trying to prove yourself at your job, while surround by Arab male chauvinist. It is difficult as a female to try to keep yourself together and strong while deep down inside you are still a “woman”, this tender sweet creature of God – who’s supposed to be the man’s pillar not keep a guy on a leash!

3. We seek rights in life but when we do, we just sit down talking, more talking and gossiping about who did what with who and eventually, nothing is done, men never take us seriously – well, except Margaret Thatcher of course! O Hayfa Wahbi too!


4. I hate the fact that as women we get jealous from each other, no matter what we have as individuals these insecurities that drive us carzy.

5. We all want babies! No woman hates babies no matter how evil she is! We see a cute baby we go like: “ohhhh” and this results in running after guys and trapping them for marriage before the biological clock ticks its last seconds away. My solution, artificial insemination! Walla… if there’s no man involved and a woman has a baby, does that make her a slut!?

6. Women never seem to have enough of anything- in fact, the more we get the more we crave.

7. We can’t do good calculations and suck at financial issues!

8. We fear people’s opinion even if it doesn’t really exist, like smoking; Smoke in public o don’t go behind the 7oosh for a fag….

9. Why do we whine & complain a lot?!

10. We act like men but when we get one tiny negative comment we shed tears like a baby in a tantrum..

11. We wanna have high positions in life but when we get cramps, we automatically assume that it is ok to leave everything hanging till it’s over.

12. I hate the fact that we imitate men, as if they are doing good a9lan!


I dunoo… it just doesn’t feel right to be a woman right now; I think it’s my condition speaking!

If I had a bike....




This would be my helmet...The upper one with the cute star, mako fayda "a girl's a girl" !

The perfect moon




as we were driving through the city after hours i had an inkling to look up, and when i did i saw this perfect beautiful circular moon staring back at me.. i was like " wow sis look at the moon its perfect". she asked me wether it's happy or sad ..i told her it's happy, she said " thats how you're feeling .. the moon always looks the same. the expression u see on it depends on how you're feeling..if you're happy its smiling .. if your sad its frowning ..in other words it portrays your obvious emotions ..in your mind at least :p its a pretty c0ol .. thing ..dont you think?!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Non smokers


Nicotine gum for non smokers.



Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

Mirijaaaaaaaaaaan- 3ashat Bollywood!

Tarsheed... maybe you should stop wasting money on advertisement!

Anyone else is getting pissed everyday more by this issue!? It is becoming ridiculous as I hear it on the radio, see moppeis and banners in the streets, newspapers, flyers on cars and houses!!!! It’s practically begging! How the hell are we supposed to shut off major appliances between 1 to 5!? Can we really live without AC, or leave the stuff to rot in the fridge?! Come onnnnnnnn, that ain’t gonna fix it! They take money from us for kahraba and then tell us to cut down use! Yalla 3aaad!


In Kuwait, one of the richest countries in the world, wheree we are supposed to have the money to deploy most advanced resources to have and conserve electricity, it’s a shame I think. Makes you wonder where the money goes!? *hides from “Q80 FBI”!

With this sun, we can substitute electricity using solar energy, if you were the minister, what would you do? What kind of bill would you issue to solve this isuue?

Hashiiii......









I simply love Hashi!

I LOVE CHICKEN

I Love chicken, I love Chicken. I Love chicken
I love chicken , I love chicken . I love chicken, I love chicken
I love Chicken, I love Chicken, I love Chicken
I love Chicken , I love chicken, I love chicken
I love Chicken, I love chicken , I love chicken,
I LOvE CHICKEN! *drools*

Friday, July 27, 2007

Diseas



















Hazards Symptoms

= U crave and eat disgusting unhealthy food
= U become a niSra
= U SCREAM.
=U Cry all the time
= U Drink and never get satisfied
= when some one says Hello you say FUCK you!
=U eat more
=U become delusional
=Every few seconds you Freeze.
= U sleep next to the toilet
=U wears a triple layer of underwear
= U misspell
= Certain parts of the body will grow.. TRUST ME
=U find it difficult to walk in public places
= U suddenly love red. the color
= U suddenly becomes helium like.
=U kick everything you see in your way including ur mother

This is absurd!


Now who can guess the illness?!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

What if?!



You had the magic cape, what would the first thing you'd do??
pS: LINDSAY HAS TO GO TO JAIL!

Attention !





If you look like the hunk (Daughtry)

up in the picture; Pls step up! We have a bride for you!!!


On another note, I would like to bring to the attention of all females out there to the fact that we women are much stronger and smarter than men; Men, who needs those creatures!!!? I would rather have my car in my arms walla the laptop instead of hanging around such a diviant & cunning "thing" = DIE "IT"! o malat 3aleikom!

Continuation

Bloggers weekend -

25 Spikey is somewhere hunting princess to convince her to love him.

26 Farrago is taking his cat to the ahmadi vet

27 Vvavya is out with her hubbi OT

28 Extinct dodo is creating a new blog to maintain a new anonymous identity

29 Area 77 is thinking of another post about DEAR Lebanon

30 M code She's probably hooking up with marzouq to watch more Aime

31 Red He's probably still counting all wasted minutes of his life

32 Adora shes probably doing some more fake IDs for her friends or reading some positions literature

33 miss lola probably feeling guilty about the day's spendings

34 QayS Still searching for the perfect business

35 Hitman is gonna wash his car

36. Tata's sketching new T-shirts

37. D & G just got arrested




Bas 3aaad!

Bloggers...

How will you spend your weekend?!
I was wondering during one of "sober moments of contemplation" of other bloggers, ones who have lives - unlike me- & because I liked K's post on "Types of Bloggers" I said hek, I might as well set my imagination free o try to imagine how some of these anon. people might possibly spend their weekend:
1. Whiskey would be sitting with the laptop changing headers fot this blog
2. Rum would be out with her friend and Poutchie or Sultan Center or hit the gym
3. Vodka would sit all weekend, ranting about the posts on this blog - also with the laptop stuck to her fingers
4. Pearls would be around the house with her husband and her cute baby - masha2 allah-
5. Marzouq would probably be out on his bike or at home watching anime
6. 3baid would be updating the paperdump blog
7. Zahra would hit the avenues or online designers'sites to update us with the latest in fashion
8. Exzombie would be dissing someone new - probably whiskey-!
9. Chikapappi would sit at home with her cats or be with her grandmother - hope she recovers soon-.
10. Mark would be checking out new stuff from all around the blogging sphere or hang around some place to post about
11. Ananyah would spend time with her mom
12. Reema would be reading a new book
13. Frankom would take his wife out for dinner or a movie
14. Princess would be having coffee & a cig
15. Blue Dress with be out with Chikapappi - if they can meet- or posting you tube videos
16. Fayoora, another blogger that rants alot or go buy vitamines
17. Eshda3wa would be planning her "great escpe" from home
18. Mcaholic would do another flash file
19. Purgie would be checking out chubby girls somewhere
20. Nomad would sit down thinking of his life & personality
21. I would sit at a crowded place checking people out to rant about something new
22. Blue Ice Envy would be posting on her Bi-adventures and posting nude pics
23. Jacqui would be on her couch
24. Maze would be you tubing or checking out blue ice envy's site every second for updates
I dunnoo... ran out of names.. these are the ones I could think of! If you have blogger friends, what would they be doing this weekend?

OFFF!!! PURGIE, YOUR KINDA BABY!



You like chubby... here you go:

Name: Baby "Fatso"

Age: 11 months

Weight: 52 Kilos!!!!!!!!!!!



M5alle9 mwared el Hind kelha!

Ana Vodka Man Antum?

Lets Scream From the Top Of Our Lungs
WEE LOOVE ZAHHHRRAAA [not]

Don't worry zahra www.kuwaitstyle.com, I don't mean you, your nice and sweet. i mean someone else, A big big biiig Woman, Did i say woman? well im not sure. everyday she has a hormone fight.
Menopausing maybe but in a Man's way HAHAHA

Anyone got a dog i can walk?
I want a dog that's Scary. A dog that can bite people's asses off
Yekh, That's nasty. well if anyone got a Crocodile that IS even better :D

What color is your left eye?

5otho el7ekma men afwah elmayaneen!




I highly recommend the following exercise in the morning to go on peacefully with your day & have a happy life:

1. When you wake up, start your morning with a cigarette
2. Exercise your muscles by kicking your pets – if you have any – if not, go beat the living crap out of your maid
3. Mix some alcohol with your coffee – be careful while driving though!
4. As you step in office, get a pencil or pen and stick it in your ears, which will cause temporary deaf hence not hearing all the crap that goes around you
5. Raise your fingers and poke both eyes to black out your vision n' avoid eye contact and sight of assholes
6. Get the small Indian green chili – hand full of them o force your self to eat that which guarantees that you won't speak for the rest of the day & avoid saying the obscene!

7. ALWAYS HAVE A WEAPON!




If non of the above work, get a rope, tie a knot to the fan. Get a chair and place it under the fan… you know the rest!




OR...




You can wait and be patient till you get in front of your computer and blog the hell out of it!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

le7goooo 3laaaaaaaaaaaai!










Ommy t7en taby etzawwejny.. elmojtama3 el sakka elle7na feih forces people (paretnts mostly) to get rid of their daughters.....





SHASAWEEEE!?!

ALERT

Victim # 1

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Name: 3abdulaziz Al 3atiji

accusation: Over use of obscene language

Verdict: public announcement of the real identity



WHAT SAY YOU?!

Rum's 1st post ..baaaarrrfff

ba`7aly fa`6y 3indikom afkar 7ilwa tatrisa be my guest

Malat 3alay!


Pls help... I don't wanna turn into a sports freak bas I wanna lose weight ASAP & have the ideal body shape.

"3eeny betref!"

Kheirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Inspired by Chikapappi!

She's sounds sweet bas shwaya ma2saweeya! :P Don't be offended, I like girls with death wishes...


Her last phrase in her last post was saying that she wants to freeze her family members to keep them forever <----- They'd be popcycles woman! Elmohem, here comes the big question; In the near far future; If there technology advanced to enbale you to freeze certain parts of your body to melt & attach on someones body and still have your emotions or memories - not like body transplants, there was this movies that promised people to keep their parts and relive through someone's body bas mothakra shesma- which body part do you really want to keep safe and frozen?!


Mo 9a7ya ana sa7! La sej wallaaaaaa

That's My Range ;-)

Three guys dasheen il musawer. Vodka was already dakhil il musawer.
One guy says "Abee a9awer 7ag JawaZ"
The woman tells him to wait so he waits, As soon as my pictures finished i paid and left
As soon as I left. He got out with me, He stood next to his car "new range rover", touched it, then made himself busy as if he was cleaning the light.

You see .. I know I'm Gorgeous and everything but I DO NOT Give a Rat ass to what you FU*King Drive yeah?
Seriously what was he thinking the minute he walked out after me?

"If she saw my new car then she might be interested in me"?
"aah if my looks weren't attractive maybe my car is"?

Let's say bacher you hit ur car oo its not there anymore..
What will you hold on to? your Armani Jeans? Ekh!

Agooool!

AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
RAY7EN ELDAWAM MO NIGHT CLUB!!
Madri elbanat estakhaffow o eg3edaw! Leishhhh!
We don't want to see the white thong
that you have under them tight jeans 3ala elbody elly ebyenbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6666!
Is that appealing walla revolting, what do you think! You
already know my thoughts on this!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Ranting shift to opposite sex

So ma girl Whiskey was ranting about not finding decent "real" men in Kuwait & I thought - as a female we should take some heat too, we ain't angels baby!


ARE THERE REAL WOMEN IN KUWAIT?!

Wal jawab al sa7ee7 howa: " Not much anymore" answer my below questions:"

1. How many girls do you see in the streets waering colored contacts?! MASKHARA! Mashallah! They're all natural blue eyed girls!

2. How many girls out there are blonde?! That's why so many of them turned fuckin dumb i guess!

3. Clothes people, are they shrinking walla am the only fat bimbo left in this country!

4. Wigs and hair extensions, hell, I even rushed to buy one o never used it.

5. El 7awajeb al6a2era! Leish mama shaveƩm off o ba3den draw fake ones! DUHHHHHHH!!!!

6. EL dala3 el masekh, thanks to Mrs. 7aleeema Bollaaand = that pronounced with her tone and way of speaking!

7. Mashallaaaah! All girls are so fit and their asses so tight! Ding ding = under garments to hold, nip & tuck flause!

8. MAkeup men 7 elseb7 as if going to a wedding! I have a co-worker that i dare not kiss so she won't smudge my face with her foundation!

9. Fashion freaks = yes yes, they gotta have their gucci knock off bag to walk around with as if people can't tell!

10. Fake tans

11. Fake crystal white teeth & perfect smiles

12. Fake dimples from Iran for 100KD

13. Eat like sophisticated ladies outside but at their own places they eat & burp like cows!

14. The car says it all! which reminds me, Guys, what's up with you & fuck ugly girls with hot cars!? Is that what attracts you!? So i look like some dog's behind yet drive a porsche, does that make me hot to you!?

15. Fake nails

16. Fake Double D's, also men Iran

17. The freakin bling they have on their cars! That shit people real BULL SHIT!

18. Fake eyelashes

19. Fake molls on the faces = k7l mostly

20. Nose jobs


Need I say more... guys, you really really gotta check your girls out from now on!! The reason why there are no real men out there is because women act like sluts and they (guys) think we are cheap - like the items we turned into.

MEENN YEZEED!? Sold for the bald man in the back for rob3 dinar! Sheel baba o tethanna enshallah!

Ok, Guys...



Chubby girls walla sticks with heads?! O leish! theba7tona! You have a curvy woman, you stare at skinng girls! So what's the deal, can't make up your minds!!!!

Girls!



Bald or hairy! -Which's your option o leish!

Friday, July 20, 2007

?!?!?!?!

L : Oh my GOD did you tell madre mino madre shino?
D : No ? its okay dont worry ill talk to him on facebook


PAUSE

Facebook?
Khalasna min Phone,Msging or even MSN,,, sar Facebook 6areeqat etesal?
What's gonna be in 3 months?
We'll connect through our dreams??

Men

Question:

Are there any real men in Kuwait?!

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I'm asking this because I'm noticing around me and all over that men are losing the essence of manhood women these days are alot stronger and more of a man than the guy next to her can ever be! WHY? do we need to hold you by the hand and show you how to be a man!

Lets talk about exterior:
1. They are soft!
2. They talk in a funny tone.
3. They have feminine hair.
4.They care for fashion too much
5. They stare at the mirror for rather too long.

Lets talk interior:
1. They Cant seem to put their foot down , and if they do its jiggling! trembling! (lots of people "women " defend them by saying 7araam too many choices out there they dont know what to do
Too many temptations! " i say WHATEVER"

2. A real man will make a decision and stick to it
3. A real man would trust with a little jealousy ( NOT OBSESSED )
4. A real man will hold against all temptations
5. A real man will look only on the direction he chose
6. A real man will not justify every mistake he's done by saying I'm a man i have to do this.
And if he has A real MAN would admit to his mistake and try to improve it.
7. A real man will Risk, will take a chance.
8. A real man would be protective. LA2 jealousy is not protective.
9. A real man will not force his beleifs and charcters upon a woman.
As if ..its some sort of journey you have to cross to be a man ...again " FUCK YOU"

Only a real man can hold against all that.
Any out there ?!


If you think your outer look will make you a man well good for you then i hope you find the right for you.

but instead of hitting the gym and working on your outer manhooditiy Extreme muscles how about you build some emotional / physiological and mental Muscles....

If you are a man I BEG YOU TO GROW UP! actually every women Begs everyman to grow up. and if you cant you might as well be gay. since after reading such things you might say hell with women. but they all need each other. and if you choose to be gay... then good for you!
cause you would be girlyer than a woman
hey and that's an achievement!



At the end its all overrated .
You all just need a good kick. not in the butt!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

El "JENS"el la6eeeef!

mashyeem fe aman allah, walla ashoof w7da; 3adi sa7!? Ok... I take another look cuz ther was somethin' stinkin'fishy bout the girl @@!! It's a guy add to that he had "female features"! Aiwa o hala walla !

Everyone turns around cuz s/he made a fuss with his/her friends (also nos nos) (which we were told they often visit this place) and the lady at the shop goes like: "Madam, dis not girl dis boy" i go like la wall ya sheikha! "Do you agree on this, we sked she replied this is his choice and God's will. "NO, God doesn't create what is not perfect and everything is created the way it is for a reson, mo ma3qoola enna allah messes up with someone's gender and I should go and kick him in his "beda3a" to wake him up from his pinky girly girl world. WAJA3!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Hello World!

The "Asli majnoon" is here! Get ready

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

LOVE

Love is..... BEAUTIFUL

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Love is loyal

Love is a dog

Love is a ma9khara

Love is wa9ikh

Love is Solaiman


Love is Shit

Love is Not balanced

Love is Magic

Love is a miracle


Love is Trust

Love is blind


Love is a coincidence

Love is amazing

Love is Crazy

Love is Confusing

Love is lost

Love is Bitter

Love is Ma9la7a

Love is Pure

Love is pain

Love is sacrafise

Love is full of contradiction


Love is a Big Balwa Allah yableeeeKoM inshallaH ...GoLaw Ameen!

Oh and add your own love is ............

A