Happy New Year

-Cheers-

Induced Vomitting

Today I had such a crappy day that I thought a good way to end it was to vomit, but I don't know how to induce vomitting s0 I searched for it, and that is what I came up with:

1. Contact a poison control hotline or physician before attempting to induce vomiting. In some cases, you may do more harm by vomiting.
2. Consume a lot of water quickly to dilute the contents of your stomach. About 500ml - 1 L should be enough depending on your size and how much water you can hold.
3. Position yourself over a toilet seat or bucket and rub your genital area - this induces the gag-reflex.
4. Trigger your gag reflex by pressing your index and middle finger onto the very back of your tongue, almost into your throat. Then start stroking the back of your throat. At this point most people will just gag and cough, keeping this up will eventually cause vomiting. Doing this should induce vomiting within 2 minutes.

Inducing vomitting just became a little more interesting.

NO FUCKING WAY!!

It's like my cult is growing worse than ever! Praise Jesus Christ! Hallelujah!!

I leave them B….S for a while & we got 2 more drunken hotties!! I am disappointed girls! I didn't even get the chance to "check" the girls out, who's the lucky broad that did that!! While I'm stuck her with "Mr. Give me more" acting like that slut Britney! Would someone pls step up and shoot the bastard out of his misery! Will ya! Tekfooooooooooooooon!

I missed my fans (wink wink) *flying wet kiss*

So what was good me up to? Nothing! Roaming malls with the "madam" while he checks girls, I indulge myself with day dreams… it's raining men hallelujah, it's raining men! Left & right, tall or short.. hunky and funky … God those girls are pathetic, what they go through to get some booty action! They make me feel sick, actually I like my curves more now.. they hypnotize men in a weird sorta ways, no sweat I mean. While many bloggers bitched & moaned about men, women relation; My question is who is to be blame?? Why the fuck do they say it's our mistake!? A man decided to drop his jaw at the least flesh and fondle his pet they blame us?! A man rapes a girl and they say it is the girl's fault… no fucking way! I thought two hands clap together!


SHIT, I left my man wearing his role play cop suit!!
You will see more of me now, I know how to bitch control
Rayleeeeeee a7eebaaa!

My first post..

I keep forgetting my shopping list, and can't be bothered to write it on paper. So I decided to immortalize it on this blog. My first post is my shopping list.

-Floss
-Pointed Cotton buds (for makeup)
-Bodywash
-Hairspray
-Sheera
-Venus razor blades
-Cotton
-Nail polish remover
-Durex Avanti

No, I don't need the above items because I am getting laid. Or maybe I am getting laid. You'll just have to wait and see if I'm getting laid.