So ma girl Whiskey was ranting about not finding decent "real" men in Kuwait & I thought - as a female we should take some heat too, we ain't angels baby!
ARE THERE REAL WOMEN IN KUWAIT?!
Wal jawab al sa7ee7 howa: " Not much anymore" answer my below questions:"
1. How many girls do you see in the streets waering colored contacts?! MASKHARA! Mashallah! They're all natural blue eyed girls!
2. How many girls out there are blonde?! That's why so many of them turned fuckin dumb i guess!
3. Clothes people, are they shrinking walla am the only fat bimbo left in this country!
4. Wigs and hair extensions, hell, I even rushed to buy one o never used it.
5. El 7awajeb al6a2era! Leish mama shaveém off o ba3den draw fake ones! DUHHHHHHH!!!!
6. EL dala3 el masekh, thanks to Mrs. 7aleeema Bollaaand = that pronounced with her tone and way of speaking!
7. Mashallaaaah! All girls are so fit and their asses so tight! Ding ding = under garments to hold, nip & tuck flause!
8. MAkeup men 7 elseb7 as if going to a wedding! I have a co-worker that i dare not kiss so she won't smudge my face with her foundation!
9. Fashion freaks = yes yes, they gotta have their gucci knock off bag to walk around with as if people can't tell!
10. Fake tans
11. Fake crystal white teeth & perfect smiles
12. Fake dimples from Iran for 100KD
13. Eat like sophisticated ladies outside but at their own places they eat & burp like cows!
14. The car says it all! which reminds me, Guys, what's up with you & fuck ugly girls with hot cars!? Is that what attracts you!? So i look like some dog's behind yet drive a porsche, does that make me hot to you!?
15. Fake nails
16. Fake Double D's, also men Iran
17. The freakin bling they have on their cars! That shit people real BULL SHIT!
18. Fake eyelashes
19. Fake molls on the faces = k7l mostly
20. Nose jobs
Need I say more... guys, you really really gotta check your girls out from now on!! The reason why there are no real men out there is because women act like sluts and they (guys) think we are cheap - like the items we turned into.
MEENN YEZEED!? Sold for the bald man in the back for rob3 dinar! Sheel baba o tethanna enshallah!
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you know.. although i couldn't agree more.. i find that i committed some of those forbidden crimes you mentioned up there.. not very proud of them.. theres no real me because theres no real women.. while women remove the real from their outsides.. men hide the real to match it.. nobody is satisfied..
i meant men*
lovely! ashwa im not the only one who always goes and says but tara us women arnt so hot ya3ni, we do...., i dnt know wats with all the identical noses, cheeks, lips and shit its like fe a factory thats puking them out , really weird! anyhooo kaifhum
Maxie, will I do us elight makeup, push bra but not to poke'm out or make them HUGE bas some girls go over the limit and it just is so sick to look at them. I honestly don't know what guys see in girls like that.. o princes, yeah the lips dudette, as Fayoor says "AMBIL", they look like trouts! yeah, keifhoum bas the problem is that they get what they want & even what they do not except!
Bas, it is tempting, the dimples I mean .. yalla! Iran 3ala 7saby!
umm you tell me guys aint fake too?? how many guys drive a one day rented ferrari to hook up girls?? then give them the shit that its in the service the next day?
so we live in a fake place..3ady ..live with it :P..but what you wrote is true..there are alot of gurls who aint real...but it shows..whos real and whos not
Brandy!
Whiskey!
Baskum te7el6um epleez
Agooool. Laish agree to a fake world. when we can fix it.
but I don’t really care either.
Brandy you forgot to mention,
Akhlaqyan not only appearance wise.
Amoot 3al niFaaaQ, oo il mojamlaat ili matkhali9.
Ok I will stop complaining who cares!
Hala ebgalbiiiiiiiiiiii - elyoum shaklech eyhaabeeeeel mwah ya rooooooooo7y! Fedeteeee"sh" :P
whiskey..fix it?? you gonna fix 1000000 people?? tell me when your done :P
brandy...umm tara there are alot of fake men ...fake as in they play u...so same same...
whiskey, shut up woman, you can't fix'em!
Shokran Ya ba3ad Shabdii. Teslmeen.
Im Mirroring ;p
WAj3a balla Waj3a. Watch me shine KIDS!
YOu have to believe.
You change . you can.
That's more like it, now we're even. :P
no no, women are far more advanced creatures than men :)
with turning blonde and all and looking alike men would cheat on em and just say but i thought it was you and that would be an acceptable excuse :P
im with you whisky i believe we can change'em.. if they're as dumb as you say - brandy - then they'll follow any trend that comes out so lets start one ..
RUM ya'll shagool! AFAAAAAAAAA, elbo6el dakhel elbarrad..go shut up & drink ... then drive!
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