Friday, July 27, 2007

Diseas



















Hazards Symptoms

= U crave and eat disgusting unhealthy food
= U become a niSra
= U SCREAM.
=U Cry all the time
= U Drink and never get satisfied
= when some one says Hello you say FUCK you!
=U eat more
=U become delusional
=Every few seconds you Freeze.
= U sleep next to the toilet
=U wears a triple layer of underwear
= U misspell
= Certain parts of the body will grow.. TRUST ME
=U find it difficult to walk in public places
= U suddenly love red. the color
= U suddenly becomes helium like.
=U kick everything you see in your way including ur mother

This is absurd!


Now who can guess the illness?!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOVE! YUKKKKKKKKKH!!!!!!!!!


1. U crave and eat disgusting unhealthy food.. hormonat gone bad!

2. U become a niSra... you wanna protect your man as much as you can hence, try to piss away every single person he knows

3. U SCREAM.. because you can't talk to the guy who always shuts you up!

4.U Cry all the time.. again hormonat o the fact that you become a sissy girly girl and let the man control you

5. U Drink and never get satisfied.. ellove ye6fe2 el'6ama2!

6. when some one says Hello you say FUCK you! Well yeah, especially after you two fight!

7. U eat more .. you already mentioned that!

8. U become delusional.. jealousy o insecurity

9. Every few seconds you Freeze.. well you need his tender warm touch!

10. U sleep next to the toilet.. he makes you sick with his nagging

11.U wears a triple layer of underwear.. protection i guess!

12. U misspell.. eltafkeer elmostamer bel rayyal!

13.Certain parts of the body will grow.. TRUST ME - hmmmm! Can't comment on that!

14. find it difficult to walk in public places- eee bel5ash-shaee 7abebti!

15. U suddenly love red. the color - 7abebech thoor!?

16.U suddenly becomes helium like.- don't quite understand how!

17.U kick everything you see in your way including ur mother- well good! this is my kind of treatment!

Whiskey said...

222aaaaaaaaaa2. WRONG answer.
im not in love.

Whiskey said...

LOL. nice nick name. the monthly bith. a little of that.

Anonymous said...

3eeeb ya banat! I just gave the guy a lecture outside on good girls! Oh wait, that's what is going on with me nowwwwwwwww..... ahaaaa

Shwaish said...

oh so thats not it? what is it??

Whiskey said...

Princess . Along with some physiological issues. a little bit of something else. its a new disease

Whiskey said...

YOu know where the cat is.