Friday, November 09, 2007

WTF! SALHYA.

Weekend Salhya seen and the Tuesday special

Salhya mall has obviously implemented a new
dress code along with an attitude alteration
That must match your outfit.



The Scene

*Clown looking chicks “clowns can be pretty” parading
In front grizzly sex deprived freaks
(Now I don’t need to explain what must be going on in their heads)

RUM: What I do not understand is why parents
pimp their daughters to parade
In front of grizzly sex deprived freaks.

Whisky: Are you a sex deprived freak?

Vodka:
No you idiot, she is a clown. She cannot
Be a sex deprived freak.

Brandy: Where is salhya mall?!




To Be continued...

Friday, September 07, 2007

Hello from Morocco

Hello .. Keef 7alkom ya ikhwanee al musleneem?
Ramdhan is all around the corner y3nee i have take disasyoon ina ana aseer sober "i will empty my bottle too brandy baby" and I say YOU ALL THREE DO.
Don't worry there quite good places that offer refills . Fresher ones, Wallah mine has expired b3d.
TOODOOOLOOO



Vodka

Monday, September 03, 2007

Marriage material (NOT!)



Message from the married Ex-Alcahole.
My dear fellow druggies o junkies!

I am so sad to inform you that everything I said about marraige is right!
I went with the flow- got hitched to an asshole! Yes, a creep!
He had me sneaking out of the house to be able to blog(exagirated)

I seriously am not allowed to sit in front of the computer to check blogs since the idea to him is 7aram- he doesn't - will not know that i have a blog la o sheno! Am an alcahol! aaaawwwwo! Am foxy baby! His sorry ass is out soon - la kidding... Back to reality


Am doing well actually- have to be sober most of the time bas when hubby has an evening shift I can go crazy & let the "drunkeya" out , i could actually blog but since i gave him a promise and since we're still love birds i will keep my promise until that love phase fades which im sure it will i shall return and it will be a hell of a return faa al7een i am cheating, bema2ina this is only a letter, i didnt actually blog it under my name. therefore its not considered blogging. "EEE KAIFI"


as for preganancy

Well, I don't think that will be happening soon!( dont get me wrong, its not that!)
Let's keep that a secret and not ruin innocent young bloggers here! It is ok 7amdillah and all is good - I just miss blogging and my first true love ...

I have passed the tourch on to Whiskey,Martini, rum and Vodka
who will be my saviour - my tongues
they will be randomly posting my posts

ciao bellas




Whiskey speaking:
Uhaaa she actually did it the %*$&%(# ;p no im kidding yalla
3al barakaaa but have patience! Less than a coupla months o
you start bitchin'!

Friday, August 31, 2007

DAIMIAN RICE

Nope not condalisa's brother.


rootless tree - Read the lyrics

what i want from you is empty your head they say be true,don't stain your bed we do what we need to be free and it leans on me like a rootless tree what i want from us is empty our minds we fake a fuss and fracture the times we go blind when we've needed to see and this leans on me like a rootless... so fuck you and all we've been through i said leave it , it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me out, let me out of this hell when you're around what i want from this is learn to let go no not of you of all that's been told killers reinvent and believe and this leans on me like a rootless... so fuck you and all we've been through i said leave it it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me out let me out of this hell when you're around let me out...and fuck you, fuck you, i love youand all we've been through i said leave it it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me outlet me out...it's hell when you're around

RICE