Sexually Frustrated.

After severe chitchatting with fellow friends and siblings...

we have come to this conclusion!

What is the reason behind Social Bitchiness of

Both female and male citizens in this country?

Now let us begin with the definition of "BITCHINESS" -

Which is basically the widespread of the following-

*Misplacing emotional needs.
*Confusing relationships.
*Social incompetence.
*Unease when with people.
*Complicating human communication.
*Neediness
*MENTALLY RETARDED ASSHOLES.
*Freaky eyeballers.
*PDE (public display of Emotion) For the wrong reasons.

Nope I'm not confusing it with PDA! They are two different things.
*Back stabbing hypocrites
*Grudge holding pigs
*Lack of understanding
*Over exaggerating simple issues
*Drama kings and queens
*Bribery ..Anger stricken people I could go on but since u have an idea now I’ll leave
The rest to your imagination...

The answer is (Getting LAID!)

Its a natural human neeed Lack of it is causing people to

Lose it ! and become completely unbearable and disgustingly uncontrollable.

(Some people can control it) e7em! while its affecting other people's mental health!

And if you can't get laid DON'T YOU DARE deny the fact that you need to!

People keep quite for social ,taboo-ish reasons... I'm not so sure anymore.

No one is blaming you.

That also doesn't mean you can go rape

Every walking creature , leave the dogs alone will ya!

Or start obsessing about the mater..... you need to balance!

Do it the right way, just like brandy.

Find yourself a Husband/wife...

Stop Creating all these boundaries and

Complications about marriage....

now to its Benefits:

*Fun

*Sex (YES YOU NEED IT!)

*Risky

*Adventurous

*Reproduction

*financial stability (Maybe)

*Sharing

*Intimacy

*Action

*Drama

*COMADAY

*HORROR

We all search for there in movies wouldn't be

Great to create them in your own life... But you also

Have to know how to face them.

If you still think marriage is boring , it means you're boring *yaawwwwwwwwwwn*

You create your own life and relationships you can make them interesting

and you can most definitely overcome it's dilemmas and fights IF YOU WANT TO!

I’m not saying sex is the answer to all our social shortcomings but it’s a step forward it’ll make you happy And if you’re happy you’ll quit bothering others with your nonsense and you’ll focus on the good stuff in life because you will never get enough, and just like that the vicious cycle will become less & less vicious. Till is completely gone...

I dare you to challenge my argument!

WTF! SALHYA.

Weekend Salhya seen and the Tuesday special

Salhya mall has obviously implemented a new
dress code along with an attitude alteration
That must match your outfit.


The Scene

*Clown looking chicks “clowns can be pretty” parading
In front grizzly sex deprived freaks
(Now I don’t need to explain what must be going on in their heads)

RUM: What I do not understand is why parents
pimp their daughters to parade
In front of grizzly sex deprived freaks.

Whisky: Are you a sex deprived freak?

Vodka: No you idiot, she is a clown. She cannot
Be a sex deprived freak.

Brandy: Where is salhya mall?!

To Be continued...

Hello from Morocco

Hello .. Keef 7alkom ya ikhwanee al musleneem?
Ramdhan is all around the corner y3nee i have take disasyoon ina ana aseer sober "i will empty my bottle too brandy baby" and I say YOU ALL THREE DO.
Don't worry there quite good places that offer refills . Fresher ones, Wallah mine has expired b3d.
TOODOOOLOOO



Vodka

Marriage material (NOT!)

Message from the married Ex-Alcahole.
My dear fellow druggies o junkies!

I am so sad to inform you that everything I said about marraige is right!

I went with the flow- got hitched to an asshole! Yes, a creep!

He had me sneaking out of the house to be able to blog(exagirated)

I seriously am not allowed to sit in front of the computer to check blogs since the idea to him is 7aram- he doesn't - will not know that i have a blog la o sheno! Am an alcahol! aaaawwwwo! Am foxy baby! His sorry ass is out soon - la kidding... Back to reality

Am doing well actually- have to be sober most of the time bas when hubby has an evening shift I can go crazy & let the "drunkeya" out , i could actually blog but since i gave him a promise and since we're still love birds i will keep my promise until that love phase fades which im sure it will i shall return and it will be a hell of a return faa al7een i am cheating, bema2ina this is only a letter, i didnt actually blog it under my name. therefore its not considered blogging. "EEE KAIFI"

as for preganancy

Well, I don't think that will be happening soon!( dont get me wrong, its not that!)

Let's keep that a secret and not ruin innocent young bloggers here! It is ok 7amdillah and all is good - I just miss blogging and my first true love ...

I have passed the tourch on to Whiskey,Martini, rum and Vodka

who will be my saviour - my tongues

they will be randomly posting my posts

ciao bellas

Whiskey speaking:

Uhaaa she actually did it the %*$&%(# ;p no im kidding yalla

3al barakaaa but have patience! Less than a coupla months o

you start bitchin'!